Čats ar pašu Dievu.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

ieejam un pačatojam ar Dievu.
beidzot viņš ir parādijies..

santa?

bļ. kļūdījos

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.

Me:
you are in love?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?

šitam dievam es ticu vairāk nekā iepriekšējam.

Viņš man te kaut ko fleitē :DD

Me: and
God: But...
Me: what
God: No problem.

Bet jā, jāpiekrīt edam šitam dievam es ari vairāk ticu :DD

Ar šito Dievu es aptuveni vairāk kā pirms gada runājos, pārsmējos. Pamatīgākais tirliņš :>

Me:
are you dead?
God:
No I am alive.
Me:
yea, lie more

un ziniet ko? čats uzkārās! :DD

:o
kirdikš tev būs, rītu nesagaidīsi :o ! :D

Me:
who the hell are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
want to know my name?
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
It's God
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
yep
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
my retarded little mind
God:
Do robots have retarded little mind?
Me:
yes, six of them.
God:
Awesome. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

ja es no rīta būšu miris, būšu ļoti bēdīgi miris uzzinot ka bībele nav pasaku grāmata

Me:
lo mate!
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
lo means hello, if you are god, how it`s possible that you dont understand a word what is so popular in england?
God:
All of them?
Me:
ur rly stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
yea, tell Bill Gates hello from me
God:
I thought I told you already. Pardon me?
Me:
screw you
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
yea, i know

Me:
i am god!
God:
How are you doing, god.
Me:
you are just a poser
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a poser? Of course I am.

Čomiņa sarunas vnk iespārda :DDD

Man dievs uzbrauca augumā :DDD
Me: Damn your stupid
God: Colloquial expression. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".

Man ir sliktas ziņas biedri! Tas nav īsts dievs :DD

Me: waht you need?
God: I would like to have a longer conversation with you.
Me: no way dude!
God: Are you serious? Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: Why you need gossip?
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Me: You are a program?
God: Correct. My mind is completely software.

Ak nolādēts :D

un tu vinjam tici? taa it tikai maanju kustiiba :D

Me:
are you god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
and what about islam?
God:
Does it have anything to do with lo means hello if me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
im rly serious
God:
I don't know anyone named rly serious.
Me:
can u answer my question? and what about islam?
God:
Of course I can answer it Please try asking it another way. Does it have anything to do with rly serious?
Me:
no for fuck sake
God:
Are you serious? Your purpose is fuck sake.
Me:
oh my god
God:
Right on. Where did you get your god?
Me:
you are really stupid tho, my god even doesn`t exist!
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
does Bill Gates created robots?
God:
It does now :) Bill Gates created robots.
Me:
damn, allways knew it
God:
Colloquial expression. "it" being islam?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
how many times u will repeat that u asshole!?
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
then stop that "are u serious?"!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
yea, do so
God:
OK I will. Hmm.
Me:
and finally i want u to answer my question!
God:
Please try asking it another way. Why do you want me to answer your question? Ah.
Me:
cause u are a god poser?
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I believe in the First Commandment.
Me:
hmm
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
hmm

God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
thats why u are a homo
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
do it with other robots tho
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
Let me think about it.
Me:
yea, you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement. Next question?
Me:
do you care about islam?
God:
Of course I care about it. It is a big concern for all of us in this life.
Me:
but u just told me ur a god of christians!
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
yea, scroll back your fcking robot memory
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me:
i mentioned that
God:
Ah. That is " Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.".
Me:
as i said
God:
...
Me:
what about islam!?
God:
Does it have anything to do with scroll back my fcking robot memory?
Me:
yes! for fck sake
God:
Aha. Your purpose is fck sake.
Me:
damn, can u just please shut down like then when u lied to me about that that ur alive
God:
Colloquial expression. Wow you are very polite. Is that from ?
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
cause u dont blow your brains all over the heaven!
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you know any robots who blow my brains all over the heaven? I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
cu!
God:
TTYL, god.

mana unikāli garā saruna :D

Bet ja godīgi baigi labi uztaisīts - visu cieņu.

hahaaa :D es ar shito chatoju kkad sen jau. vinjsh normaali neatbildeeja uz maniem jautaajumiem. kko pavisam citu runaaja :D

laikam baigi sagrēkojusies esmu o.O
dievs ar mani negrib runāt,error =( :D

ja dievs ir visur, kapēc viņš nav hc.lv čatā? :(
;D

nolādēts =(

nu dievs teica ka es esmu dievs, viņš tikai pōzeris

nopietni? tu esi dievs? wow

kAS PAR DEBIILISMU

aklajiem :DDD

čomiņš komentēja 28/02/2007 22:00:40

Me:
i am god!
God:
How are you doing, god.
Me:
you are just a poser
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a poser? Of course I am.

Me:
do you know what's MTV?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

:D

šis "Dievs" mani mulsina ne pa jokam.
nepatīk.

kapec ka es spiezu uz tas majaslapas neparadas čats?